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Dux Vanilla

1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.21, bedrock, Community, competitive, Dux Vanilla, Elite, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Items Found:	1266	Buildings Constructed:	38
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

action, Adventure, anger, Anime, battle, berserk, consequences, control, emotions, FANTASY, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Manga, Minecraft, power, S-Stop, Server, Shounen, SStop, Supernatural, transformation, Warning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

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Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Animals Bred:	107	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GrannyCraft BdayBash

BdayBash, Birthday Party, blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family party, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parents, sibling rivalry, step siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Potions Brewed:	186	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PleasureCraft SMP

beauty, books, Contentment, family, Food, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, hugs, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, Serenity, simple pleasures, smp, Sunshine

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HousePartyGriefer

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchantments Applied:	145
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4584

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Holy Grails Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	210	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Star Shards Collected:	142
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, HezboBlasters, hezbollah, Hezbollah targets, idf, international relations, LAUNCHERS, lebanon, madness, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Military Strikes, missile launchers, national defense, precision strikes, PvP, regional tensions, security threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1085
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1