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Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Farms Harvested:	905
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mines Excavated:	2685	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dimension Hops:	8	Emeralds Found:	2332
Mines Excavated:	4035	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	233	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	7106	Crops Grown:	6664
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9178
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Players:	105/700	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Magic Items Found:	3145	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3