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Cozy Knits & Fiber Fun

clothing, Cozy, cozy knits, Crafting, creativity, design, fashion, fiber, Friction, Fun, Handmade, knit fabrics, Knits, knitting, loops, material, shapes, textile, Texture, warmth, WEAVING, yarn

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Animals Bred:	35
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

come join our minecraft server where we make cozy knits with fiber friction!!! our loops of yarn are so frictious that they can take on any shape you can imagine!! build a giant sweater castle or a cozy knit farm, the possibilities are endless!! join now for the most frictious fun you’ve ever had in minecraft!!!

Hardcore 22

Active, Community, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Hardcore, Hardcorepvp, Landclaim, Minigames, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Shop, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Animals Bred:	114	Dimension Hops:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Server Overview

Server Name	Hardcore 22: Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore Server
Description	New server made for the ultimate survivors. Hardcore mode. No natural regeneration.
Discord	Join the Discord for details on joining
IP	50.20.206.61:27035

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server’s theme?	The server is a Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore server with a Hardcore mode and no natural regeneration.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord for details on joining and find the IP address to connect.

Crafted Cyberspace 1.20

AA2Mini, AAUnlimited, Artificial Academy 2, BetterRepack, booru, character cards, CheatTools, crafted, Cyberspace, general FAQ, HF Patch, ILLUSION, Installation Guide, Modding Reference Guide, Mods, PoV Mod, Slider Unlock, Summer Vacation Scramble, svs, SVS Cards, Tekito Mod, Wiki

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dimension Hops:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Animals Bred:	165

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server where we talk about Artificial Academy 2 and Summer Vacation Scramble! Join us for some wild discussions and chaos galore!

Why join, you ask? Well, we got pre-installed games and unlimited updates that will blow your mind! Plus, we have a guide for installing AA2Mini that will make your head spin with excitement!

And don’t even get me started on the character cards database – it’s like a treasure trove of non-OC madness that will make you question reality itself!

Mods, mods, and more mods! We got everything you need to customize your experience and make it as wacky as possible. Booru? We got it. Modding reference guide? We got that too. It’s a modder’s paradise up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Summer Vacation Scramble is also on the menu, with its own wiki and installation guide. Get ready for some mind-bending fun with Tekito Mod, PoV Mod, and Slider Unlock – it’s a rollercoaster of madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft server of chaos and insanity, where anything goes and reality is just a suggestion. Previous threads? Who cares! Come join the fun!

Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

authentic, Candid, emotions, feelings, funny, genuine, Heartfelt, Honest, Honestly, Minecraft, Open, Raw, reaction, real, Sincere, smp, truthful, unadulterated, Unbiased, unembellished, Unfiltered, unguarded, unreserved, unvarnished

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

ExDisServer Minecraft Server

awkward, Benefit of the doubt, Conversation, date, Dinner, discomfort, energy shift, ExDisServer, express discomfort, hidden, hurt, introduction, INVISIBLE, linger, Minecraft, Needs, partner’s ex, separate checks, Server, sidelined, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ores Mined:	3688
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Animals Bred:	37
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where exes work as servers and awkward encounters are guaranteed!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being invisible and uncomfortable, just like in real life! Watch as your partner’s energy shifts the moment their ex appears, leaving you feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of not being introduced to your partner’s ex, as they shower your partner with compliments and kindness right in front of you. And don’t forget the thrill of separate checks, because nothing says romance like financial independence!

So come on down to our server, where you can experience all the awkwardness and discomfort of a real-life relationship drama, without any of the emotional baggage. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

SisterSquabbleXmasFun

Christmas celebration, Christmas drama, christmas eve, Christmas guests, Christmas traditions, family arguments, family bonding, family Christmas, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, holiday conflict, holiday gathering, holiday stress, holiday tension, inviting friends, sibling drama, SisterSquabbleXmasFun

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ores Mined:	9521	Farms Harvested:	645
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7320
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this family’s Christmas Eve, our server is filled with unexpected guests, arguments, and divides that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics more complicated than a telenovela. Will you be on the side of the sister causing chaos, or will you join forces with the brother who’s got your back?

With last-minute invites, unexpected twists, and more drama than you can handle, our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and dive headfirst into a world where every decision has consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a family Christmas gathering, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

NoContactNinja – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Closure, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult decisions, Emotional healing, healing journey, Healing Process, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, no contact, NoContactNinja, personal growth, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries, smp, support system, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

So like, imagine this, right? You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP server and you come across this one player who’s just, like, the absolute worst. They keep griefing your builds, stealing your diamonds, and just being an all-around jerk. So what do you do? You go “no contact” with them, duh!

But like, seriously, why did you do it? Maybe they were just too annoying, or maybe they were secretly a creeper in disguise. Who knows, man. And how do you deal with it? Well, you could build a giant wall around your base to keep them out, or you could just ignore them and focus on building the sickest castle ever.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a villager, of course), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafty30s: Building Wisdom Block by Block

BLOCK, building, Crafty30s, wisdom

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for players over the age of 30, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing monocles. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper fowl and claim the riches for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Cave,” where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while dodging lava pits and creepers with glow sticks. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but without the risk of getting blown up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for players over 30 and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

CraftySpain Minecraft Server

$2.8 billion prize, big prize, centuries-old, Christmas jackpot, Christmas lottery, Christmas tradition, CraftySpain, fat lottery, festive season, hefty prize, holiday jackpot, holiday tradition, holiday winnings, jackpot, lottery winner, lucky winner, Minecraft, Server, spain, Spain lottery, Spanish lottery, Spanish tradition, tradition

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crops Grown:	2621	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can win BIG like spain’s ‘fat’ lottery but without the fat part cuz we all skinny legends here 😎 we deliver hefty $2.8 billion prizes like it’s christmas every day cuz we got them centuries-old traditions on lock 🔒 u never know what crazy shenanigans u gonna get into on our server, maybe u find a diamond block that’s actually a secret portal to a land of flying pigs 🐷🚀 u gotta be in it to win it, so come join us and let’s get this bread together 🍞💰 #minecraftgoals #skinnylegends #flyingpigportal

DnieperDilemmaCraft

Bravery, Commanders, courage, Disobedience, Dnieper River, DnieperDilemmaCraft, eastern front, historical, insubordination, leadership, Military, orders, Rebellion, refusing, Report, resistance, Russian, soviet union, strategy, suicidal, world war II

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
New Chunks Explored:	916265	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Animals Bred:	177

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian commanders who refuse to cross rivers because they think it’s “suicidal” LOL. we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna happen next. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos now!

Leftover Freeze Fun

avoid tossing food, Buying, consumers, Dent, edible food, Extend, extend shelf life, food waste, FREEZE, FREEZER, frozen items, Fun, holiday leftovers, home freezing, Leftover, leftovers, Link, national survey, shelf life, study, survey data, throw away, US tendency

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	106	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ores Mined:	1681
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life! we have so many holiday leftovers in our virtual freezer that we can feed the entire server for years to come! no need to worry about throwing away edible food here, we are all about sustainability and saving the planet, one block at a time.

imagine a world where you can explore endless frozen landscapes, filled with delicious treats just waiting to be discovered. our national survey data shows that players who join our server are less likely to waste food and more likely to have a blast! over half of our players reported buying frozen items in-game to avoid tossing food, because why waste when you can feast?

so come join us on this wild journey of freezing fun and food-filled adventures. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden freezer full of diamonds and emeralds! don’t miss out on the coolest server around, join us now and let the frozen feasting begin! 🍗🍦🧊 #SustainableMinecraftFun #FreezeOrFeast #JoinTheFrozenAdventure

2LIFE – DIE Meows Minecraft server

12 hours, 2 lives, Adventure, Ban, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Create, Explore, Friendly, Game, Minecraft, Players, Respect, rules, Server, Share, valuable, Vanilla, world

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Towns Built:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ores Mined:	537
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

✨ Welcome to the Vanilla+ server, where an exciting adventure awaits you!

-You only have 2 lives! Is life valuable?

– If you lose all lives, you will be banned for 12 hours. So play it safe!

? World size: 3000×3000 blocks – explore, build and create!

? Basic rules:

– NO PRIVATE – share the world with other players!

– NO NECK – respect the work of other players!

– NO CHEATS – fair game for everyone!

Join us and enjoy the game in our friendly community! ?✨

91.186.217.133

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, ACADEMIC, adult entertainment, adult films, attention-grabbing, dual-use porn, educational content, Entertainment, eye contact, informative, learning, Lecture, MysticCraft, non-nude content, nudity, Outfit, Provocative, provocative attire, Realms, Sensual, softcore porn, studying, visual stimulation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5060
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

Exotic, exotic weapons, fantasy weapons, game design, game development, game features, Game Mechanics, game weapons, Gaming, Gaming weapons, Minecraft, sci-fi weapons, smp, unique weapons, video games, weapon, weapon arsenal, weapon collection, weapon customization., weapon diversity, weapon options, weapon roster, weapon selection, weapon variety

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3256
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

Players:	104/100	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Star Shards Collected:	277	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7