Griefer server!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us if you want to explore a world where anything is possible, including getting your pussy clitty urethra fucked by mysterious creatures (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And hey, being trans is just an added bonus on our server – we welcome all genders and identities with open arms!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 145 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 5623 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Our server is a safe haven for those who have been unfairly judged by society, just like our friend Michael here. He may have made some questionable choices in the past, but on our server, he’s a valued member of our community.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next legend of our server, just like Michael and his infamous knife-wielding escapades. Join now and let’s show the world that BIPOCs can thrive in any environment, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of beautiful Minecraft babes appear out of nowhere. With our server, you’ll have the confidence to strike up a conversation and maybe even score a date to the virtual prom.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #69, rumored to make anyone who drinks it irresistible to the opposite sex. So not only will you be a pro at PvP, but you’ll also be a pro at picking up players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft Casanova. Who needs real-life social skills when you have a diamond sword and a killer pickup line?
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 266 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us on this wild adventure where you can pretend you’ve been transported to a native isekai world (because who needs boring old fantasy realms, amirite?). Explore lush landscapes, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for rare items.
But beware, this isekai world is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a powerful dragon roams the land, guarding a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the riches for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our isekai Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin! Just remember, this is a natіvе isekаi, not fantasy, and we’re not afraid to show it!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6444 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us for a wild ride through rich cultures and histories, where you can build your own Taj Mahal or explore the Great Wall of China. Who needs miHoYo when you can have epic adventures in our virtual world?
So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just be careful not to anger the ancient spirits lurking in the shadows… they’re not too fond of griefers!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 1805 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Our server is so fun, even the IRS building couldn’t handle it and had to close unexpectedly! That’s right, we’re so wild that even the tax man couldn’t handle the excitement.
Join now for a tax-free zone where the only thing you’ll be paying is in diamonds and gold. Who needs taxes when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join today for a truly explosive experience!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is so lively, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and get lost in the virtual world of blocky fun.
And if you’re feeling down or contemplating the meaning of life, don’t worry – our server is the perfect distraction to keep those existential thoughts at bay. With so much chaos and laughter, you’ll be too busy having a blast to even think about offing yourself.
So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a new purpose in life – like building the biggest, most ridiculous structure in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 291 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and hilarious antics.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Only the bravest adventurers can find it and claim the treasures within.
3. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by explosive sheep. It’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with players frantically dodging sheep bombs while trying to knock each other into the fiery depths.
4. The Nether on our server is a wild and crazy place, filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and lava waterfalls. It’s like a twisted carnival of chaos that will leave you laughing and screaming in equal measure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous llamas – they may look cute, but they’re always plotting something devious!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 413 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Why join, you ask? Because we have a secret level where you can battle giant paper monsters and rescue Princess Peach from the clutches of evil origami! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special power-up that turns you into a sticker and lets you stick to walls like Spider-Man!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of Nintendo’s biggest flops in a way you’ve never seen before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 388 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
