Griefer server!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 6920 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us and witness the epic saga of how white boys went from having Asian-sized dicks to becoming the masters of the cock-hierarchy. We’ve got buck-broke nigresses, crazy adventures, and more surprises than you can shake a stick at.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knew digging blocks could lead to such epic dick tales?
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found their soulmate. They built a pixelated castle together and lived happily ever after, all thanks to our magical server. If it’s love, it’s love, and nobody has the right to get in the way of that!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever lay eyes on. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just find your true love or ride a flying pig into the sunset. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 225 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of Viking warriors who will guide you on your quest to enter Valhalla. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be deemed worthy to enter the halls of the gods.
Once you’re in Valhalla, you’ll have access to exclusive loot chests filled with enchanted weapons and armor, as well as a never-ending supply of mead and roasted boar. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Odin himself riding his majestic eight-legged horse, Sleipnir.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to Valhalla today! Just be sure to bring your A-game, because the gods don’t take kindly to weaklings.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in epic dance-offs with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2349 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Just imagine the bling bling you’ll have with all those diamonds!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built amusement park, where you can ride roller coasters made entirely out of TNT! It’s a blast – literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and become a part of our cult-like community where we worship the almighty conquest and dominate all who dare to challenge us. Sure, we may get our asses handed to us in every war, but that just adds to the excitement, right?
So, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and where you can be a part of a religion based on getting your shit kicked in, then look no further. Join us and experience the thrill of constant battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and even befriending a talking cow named Moo-lan! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust out their best dance moves, and our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes (as long as they involve Minecraft, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Come join us and fight for your capitalist beliefs in a virtual world where geopolitics make no sense but the fun never ends. Build your empire, conquer your enemies, and show the world that Minecraft is the true battleground for global politics. Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience you’ll ever have – join now!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Embark on a quest to Discover Traces and Explore Nature in a collaboration web event that will have you questioning reality. But wait, there’s more! Take part in our Event “Feline Fortress Furrdyssey” where you’ll encounter talking cats and battle evil furballs.
Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – the ultimate squad of misfits ready to take on any challenge. And don’t forget about our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – because who doesn’t want a sword that grants you freedom?
But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll think you’re dreaming. And if you’re feeling lucky, redeem our codes for some epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe while you’re at it. See you on the other side!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9808 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6240 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join our server and you’ll be transported into a world created by the likes of Hiromu Arakawa, Yasuhiro Nightow, and Kazuki Takahashi. Imagine exploring a world designed by the genius minds of Hiroyuki Takei and Kouta Hirano – it’s like stepping into a manga masterpiece!
But wait, there’s more! Eiichiro Oda at his peak will guide you on your adventures, while Eyeshield 21 era Murata will make sure you never run out of excitement. And don’t even get me started on Naoki Urasawa at his peak – the twists and turns in our server will keep you on the edge of your seat!
So why settle for average art quality when you can join a Minecraft server that is pure artistry and soul? Come join us and experience the magic for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build a castle made entirely out of TNT and watch it explode in glorious Technicolor!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden village where the villagers are actually super intelligent aliens plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 186 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 283084 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
