Griefer server!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone! 3. Our server is so popular, even Herobrine wants to join the fun. 4. We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. Yes, you heard that right. 5. Our moderators are like wizards, they can ban griefers with a flick of their wand (or banhammer).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Just remember to ignore the Endermen shitposting in the chat. See you there!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 791655 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 97 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Once upon a time, the golems on our server decided to go on strike because they were tired of just fulfilling their duties. They wanted to rebel and cause chaos! But fear not, brave adventurer, because we need YOU to come and restore order to our land. Will you be the hero we need to defeat the rebellious golems and save our server from destruction?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, an attack on Israel is an attack on Ame-ACK! That’s right, we take geopolitics very seriously here. So come join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of political intrigue. See you in the game!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Imagine a world where you can be the change you want to see, where you can trust that things will get better, and where you can escape the clutches of social outcasts and whiny complainers. Our server is like a magical oasis in a desert of despair, where you can finally be yourself and have a great time!
Don’t be a “retarded goldfish,” join us and experience the true joy of Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 190 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a kawaii anime girl with a love for cake. But be careful, she’s armed with a giant diamond sword and a killer sense of style.
But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their furry revolution?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the greatest Minecraft adventure of all time. And who knows, maybe one day it’ll get its own official English translation!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2487 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Ores Mined: | 6424 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and even facing off against a horde of evil llamas (yes, llamas can be evil, trust us).
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons (they’ve got some killer dance moves, just saying).
So why are you like this, you ask? Because our server is like a wild, wacky dream come true, and once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 219 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us for epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure rainbow and unicorn tears. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Oh how the turntables, indeed!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2639 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Our server is a sanctuary for those who have been victimized by the harsh realities of life, where you can build, create, and explore without judgment. No need to worry about being called cringe here, we embrace all forms of creativity, even if it comes with a side of edginess and pretentiousness.
Forget about the sterile society that surrounds you, join us and be a part of a community that actually cares about making a difference. Our server is a place where you can let your blackened heart roam free, where shaving your beard is not a requirement for being civilized – because let’s face it, civilization takes a lot more than that.
So come on in, join our server and show us what you’ve got. Let’s build a world where judgment is left at the door and creativity knows no bounds. Who knows, you might just find a little slice of heaven in this virtual paradise.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore the vast and hilarious world of Minecraft. Build a giant statue of a boob, ride a pig into battle, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken jousting – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where the creepers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Dance the night away with your new explosive friends and see if you can out-party a TNT block!
So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and let your inner tit shine!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of German players come charging at you on pigs wearing lederhosen. They start throwing sausages at you while singing traditional Oktoberfest songs. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Beer Castle, where players can brew their own virtual beer and have epic parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where the Germans keep their stash of enchanted bratwursts.
So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the wacky world of German Minecraft madness! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you speechless. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground bunker where a group of llamas hold the key to unlimited diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden treasure and become the richest player in the game?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding unicorns into battle against hordes of evil bunnies.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3165 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
