Griefer server!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Our server is a sanctuary for those who have been victimized by the harsh realities of life, where you can build, create, and explore without judgment. No need to worry about being called cringe here, we embrace all forms of creativity, even if it comes with a side of edginess and pretentiousness.
Forget about the sterile society that surrounds you, join us and be a part of a community that actually cares about making a difference. Our server is a place where you can let your blackened heart roam free, where shaving your beard is not a requirement for being civilized – because let’s face it, civilization takes a lot more than that.
So come on in, join our server and show us what you’ve got. Let’s build a world where judgment is left at the door and creativity knows no bounds. Who knows, you might just find a little slice of heaven in this virtual paradise.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore the vast and hilarious world of Minecraft. Build a giant statue of a boob, ride a pig into battle, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken jousting – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where the creepers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Dance the night away with your new explosive friends and see if you can out-party a TNT block!
So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and let your inner tit shine!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2564 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of German players come charging at you on pigs wearing lederhosen. They start throwing sausages at you while singing traditional Oktoberfest songs. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Beer Castle, where players can brew their own virtual beer and have epic parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where the Germans keep their stash of enchanted bratwursts.
So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the wacky world of German Minecraft madness! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you speechless. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground bunker where a group of llamas hold the key to unlimited diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden treasure and become the richest player in the game?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding unicorns into battle against hordes of evil bunnies.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 314 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1991 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Season 10 is here and we’ve got trailers, updates, and new heroes that will blow your mind! Watch out for Venture, the latest hero to join the fray. But that’s not all, we’ve got competitive reworks, comics, short stories, and even music to keep you entertained.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Clash gamemode trials, Mirrorwatch mode, and even a Pride Event coming up! Plus, who wouldn’t want to earn skins by watching Overwatch Esports on our server?
But wait, there’s more! How about a Porsche Collab, a Space Ranger season, and even a new tank in the works? And don’t even get me started on the Map reworks – Havana, Circuit, Numbani, Dorado, oh my!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 309 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us and witness the epic saga of how white boys went from having Asian-sized dicks to becoming the masters of the cock-hierarchy. We’ve got buck-broke nigresses, crazy adventures, and more surprises than you can shake a stick at.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knew digging blocks could lead to such epic dick tales?
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found their soulmate. They built a pixelated castle together and lived happily ever after, all thanks to our magical server. If it’s love, it’s love, and nobody has the right to get in the way of that!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever lay eyes on. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just find your true love or ride a flying pig into the sunset. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 102 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7880 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 60 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of Viking warriors who will guide you on your quest to enter Valhalla. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be deemed worthy to enter the halls of the gods.
Once you’re in Valhalla, you’ll have access to exclusive loot chests filled with enchanted weapons and armor, as well as a never-ending supply of mead and roasted boar. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Odin himself riding his majestic eight-legged horse, Sleipnir.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to Valhalla today! Just be sure to bring your A-game, because the gods don’t take kindly to weaklings.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 678 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in epic dance-offs with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Ores Mined: | 3735 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Just imagine the bling bling you’ll have with all those diamonds!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built amusement park, where you can ride roller coasters made entirely out of TNT! It’s a blast – literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3651 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us and become a part of our cult-like community where we worship the almighty conquest and dominate all who dare to challenge us. Sure, we may get our asses handed to us in every war, but that just adds to the excitement, right?
So, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and where you can be a part of a religion based on getting your shit kicked in, then look no further. Join us and experience the thrill of constant battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 100 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
