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Pro Korean Gamer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being called a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to show off your skills and be recognized as a pro Korean gamer by Blizzard themselves? Then look no further, because our server is where it’s at!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out with other players who think they’re the best, only to be humbled by your superior gaming abilities. Blizzard even thinks you look like a pro Korean gamer when you’re playing on our server – now that’s some serious street cred!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you’re not just a noob, you’re a pro Korean gamer in the making!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ores Mined:	6945
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecraft SMP: Milk Drinker United

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our SMP is so wild, even the cows are getting in on the action. We have a secret underground milk bar where players can trade in their diamonds for buckets of the freshest, creamiest milk you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it, if you drink enough milk, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic cow-angel. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate milk connoisseur in Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JokesterJen in Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Picture this: a server where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride around on flying carpets, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server’s owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted golden carrots to anyone who can make him laugh with the funniest joke they’ve ever heard. So brush up on your comedy routine and get ready to entertain our llama overlord.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the wackiest, most eccentric players you’ll ever meet. From a player who builds nothing but giant statues of chickens to another who communicates solely in interpretive dance, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions (courtesy of those pesky creepers in party hats). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyLifeChanger

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Are you tired of making heavy decisions that actually matter in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only decision you have to make is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds! Trust us, your life will never be the same once you join our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Nuke-Free MC Server: No Kim Jong-Boom!

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come join our minecraft server, where you dont need a nuclear weapon to take on north korea, cuz we got you covered! our president is a pro at minecraft pvp and will protect you from any threat, even kim jong un himself! plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in the spawn area, so you can bling out your gear like a boss. and if you ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockyTradeWars

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come join our epic minecraft server where we rewire global trade like russia but without the sanctions and war lol. we got diamonds for days and creepers that trade with you instead of blowing up. our economy is booming like a fireworks show on new year’s eve. join us and be part of the most epic trade empire in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of rare loot that only the bravest players can find. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Moms R Us

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Yo, dis server be like a Hallmark store on steroids, but for middle aged suburban women who wanna spice up their lives with some blocky adventures! Join us if you wanna trade in those sappy greeting cards for a diamond sword and slay some creepers in style! We got unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats! Plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one Hallmark card at a time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Star Shards Collected:	124
Players Killed by Monsters:	2962	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Truth or Dare

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the cows do the Macarena! We got pigs flying on rockets and chickens doing backflips, it’s a party 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Trump voters with high political knowledge think our election misinformation is more truthful than Twitter’s “disputed” tags! It’s like a parallel universe where up is down and left is right, but in a good way!

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason. See you there, crazy crafters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Daughter University – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground college where players can send their daughters to study… in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about real-life tuition fees and student loans, here you can send your daughter to college for free and watch her become a blocky genius! Plus, rumor has it that our college has a hidden dungeon where players can battle zombie professors and skeleton students for extra credit. So why wait? Join our server now and let the wacky adventures begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1070	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Studio in the US Minecraft SMP Ame Was Supposedly

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Oh, let me tell you the tea, hun! Ame got tired of the Hollywood life and decided to start her own Minecraft SMP instead. And let me tell you, it’s wilder than a herd of creepers on a rampage!

Join our SMP for the chance to build your dream base, battle it out in epic PvP battles, and maybe even find love in a pixelated world. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world. Just watch out for that one player who always seems to have a TNT trap up their sleeve… it’s all fun and games until your base gets blown to smithereens!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GymJamzMixUp

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Are you tired of hearing the same 7 songs on repeat while working out on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a DJ named Ben who will serenade you with a different tune every time you log in! And don’t worry about offending him, he’s too busy spinning those virtual records to notice your complaints. Join us now for a music-filled workout experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RetroRegrets: Fixing My Past!

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the power to go back in time and change anything about yourself! Want to be a ninja instead of a regular player? Done! Want to have a pet dragon instead of a pet dog? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless on our server where time travel is just a block away. So come join us and rewrite your Minecraft story in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PixelKidz Health Check

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re saving lives! like, this server is so insane that it can actually predict if you’re gonna get sick or not. no joke, man.

you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! the server tells you that you might get type 2 diabetes or liver disease. like, what?! how does it even know that? it’s like magic, but with blocks and stuff.

so, if you wanna be a hero and also have a sick base in minecraft, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for all diseases while you’re at it. yeah, that’s right, this server is that crazy. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft Server: /dng/ – Dueling Network General

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner rogue and dominate with a 35% chance of coming out on top! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Legend has it, if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that shoot out fireworks. Who needs a bow and arrow when you can shoot out a rainbow of colors?

3. Our server is like a virtual stock market, where you can trade rare items and potions for emeralds. Just don’t invest in CreeperCoin, trust me on that one.

4. The banlist on our server is as unpredictable as a creeper sneaking up on you. You never know when your favorite weapon or tool will be banned, keeping you on your toes at all times.

5. We host epic events like the AMC Cup 11, where players battle it out for the title of ultimate Minecraft champion. Rumor has it, the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (not really, but a player can dream).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers and always watch your back in the Nether.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Admit That FF9 Is Reddit Minecraft SMP The True Masterpiece FF7 Minecraft SMP FF9 vs FF7 Minecraft SMP Showdown Reddit vs Masterpiece Minecraft SMP Battle FF9 is Reddit, FF7 is Masterpiece Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why join, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are trying to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who may or may not be lurking in the shadows waiting to strike. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5