Griefer server!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Crops Grown: | 5357 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Are you ready to join a server that will mkultra your mind and take you on a wild ride? Well, look no further! Our server will convince you to be whores for the CIA’s ghettofication agenda, all while mind controlling you to coalburn and make nephilim muttoids.
But don’t worry, it’s all just a vibe shift! Once you realize that it was all FAKE and that you’ve been fooled, you’ll be ready to seek revenge. And what better way to do that than by joining our server and paying the toll?
White women have been doing a lot of OFFING and toll paying lately, but that’s just the mind readjusting and healing from the damage done by the faggoty obama era. So come on, join us and let’s have some outrageous fun!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 4591 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
🔥 Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, fear not! On our server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted suit of armor! 💎
🌟 Our latest update includes a 6* Sniper named Fiammetta, who can shoot fireballs out of her eyes! 🔥👀 And don’t forget about Caster Passenger, who can summon flying pigs to do his bidding! 🐷✨
🧙♀️ Join us for our epic Witch Feast event, where Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain will battle it out in a magical showdown! ✨🔮
🚀 But wait, there’s more! In our CN content, you can recruit a Defender named Penance who can turn enemies into fluffy bunnies with a wave of his hand! 🐰💥 And don’t miss out on the Babel event, where Guard Odda will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot! 💃💰
💥 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! 🤪🎮 Remember, the only rule here is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! 🌟🚀🔥
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of dancing pigs that will entertain you with their funky moves as you explore the vast world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that will grant you three wishes (Minecraft wishes, of course).
Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, air-purifying, pig-dancing, unicorn-wishing Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and memes for days. Our community is so dank that even the creepers are friendly!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s yeet some zombies together!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for the craziest adventures you can imagine. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of chocolate? No problem. And don’t even get me started on the dragon races!
But wait, there’s more! On this server, girls don’t poop. That’s right, you heard me. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, we’ll just fill their mouth with… well, you know.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while dodging pesky zombies and skeletons. But that’s not all – we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of every rainbow block!
Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who traded emeralds for the most outrageous items. From enchanted swords to magical potions, you never know what you’ll find in this wacky world.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft journey and who knows, you might just find your very own Bolivian prostitute with a massive bunda waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now for a wild time you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of PAKU PAKU SEIBAI where the colors come alive in the Colour MV! And don’t forget to check out the NEW COVERSUKICHUUNO – they’ll have you laughing all day long!
Join us for some MIND CRAFT HOLO EN where the music never stops! Rock out to the tunes of Zodiac and Pandæmonium – they’ll have you dancing in your seat!
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Originals and Covers galore! Plus, don’t miss out on our Podcast – it’s a real game-changer!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the fun never ends! Don’t miss out on the Merch – it’s so limited, you’ll regret it if you don’t grab some now!
Hurry up and join us for the adventure of a lifetime! See you in the game! 🎮🚀
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Crops Grown: | 5365 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join our server and become a Barrel Guardian, tasked with defending these precious barrels from thieves, griefers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon looking for a snack. But beware, for the barrels are not just any ordinary containers – they have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to protect themselves.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the barrels and unlock their hidden powers. Or you might just end up in a staring contest with a stubborn barrel. Either way, it’s bound to be a barrel of laughs!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Reasons to join: – Our server is so wild, even Aaron Bushnell would be impressed. – We have a secret underground society of poopy protestors fighting for their rights. – The only way to level up is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing Minecraft. It’s a workout and a gaming session all in one!
So what are you waiting for? Search no more, join our server and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 177 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 796 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Imagine building a virtual mansion together with your new Minecraft babe, exploring caves and fighting off creepers as a power couple. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to find your player 2? 😏
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest for love and diamonds! 💎💕
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite physical collectors of /a/ gather to show off their rare treasures!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the rarest item ever found on our server was a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to do your bidding. And that’s not all – players have reported stumbling upon secret dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots!
So if you want to prove that you are a true physical collector of /a/ and embark on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures, then join us on our Minecraft server today!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Welcome to our server, where the creepers are as friendly as a reindeer in a snowstorm! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a moose at.
– Our diamond armor is shinier than the Northern Lights – Our PvP battles are more intense than a polar bear wrestling match – Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a polar bear
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a reindeer on Red Bull!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 184 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
– Saruei owes me sex and I need witnesses to make sure they follow through! – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Endermen!
– One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! – We once had a player who tamed a group of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the evil villagers! – Our server is so legendary, Notch himself logs on to play in disguise and challenge players to epic PvP battles!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6986 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with enchanted pickaxes that could mine blocks with just one hit. And that player became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our magical world of wonders.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens that can fly you to the highest mountains and the deepest caves. You can also battle zombie pigs riding on rainbow llamas while wearing a unicorn helmet that shoots fireworksSTOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always friendly! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a GLORIOUS castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling evil mobs with a LEGENDARY sword. And guess what? That player could be YOU!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in EPIC PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive DISCO party every Saturday night, where the music never stops and the dance floor is made of glowstone.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your EPIC Minecraft adventure. And remember, when someone asks why you joined, just say, “And that’s a good thing!”
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
