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| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Farms Harvested: | 746 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!
Join us for our Extra Party Trial Battles where you can battle it out with your friends in epic showdowns. And don’t miss the Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event – it’s gonna be off the chain!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Maintenance announced on 04/23, so mark your calendars. And be sure to check out the Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow – it’s a real tearjerker.
Oh, and did we mention Sierokarte’s Special Training in April? It’s gonna be a blast! And don’t even get us started on the Magna 3 Colossus & Celeste Aura Raid & Transcendence event – it’s gonna blow your mind!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for some unforgettable Minecraft adventures!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 228 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where not masturbating is the key to success! Join us and become a whole new person as you resist the urge to touch yourself.
Our server is filled with magical creatures who will guide you on your journey to self-control. From unicorn pigs to dragon chickens, you’ll never be bored as you strive to keep your hands off.
But beware, if you give in to temptation and touch yourself, you’ll be banished to the Land of Shame where you’ll have to mine diamonds with your bare hands for eternity.
So come join us and save yourself from the perils of self-love. You’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of resisting temptation in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 80 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined El Tio Sukuna and instantly became the richest player on the server. How, you ask? Because our server has a secret LOOT system that only the chosen ones can access. Legend has it that if you find the hidden Diamond Mine and defeat the Creeper King, you will be showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Disco Sheep, a rare creature that only appears at midnight and drops Diamonds when you dance with it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Unicorn Island, where magical creatures roam free and grant wishes to those who are deemed worthy.
So what are you waiting for? Join El Tio Sukuna today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what treasures and surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, Switzerland fell. Yes, you heard that right. The entire country of Switzerland fell into a giant pit of lava. But fear not, because on this INSANE Minecraft server, you have the chance to rebuild Switzerland from the ground up!
But that’s not all. We have UNICORNS roaming the land, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. Our DIAMOND mines are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in riches in no time. And don’t even get me started on our EXPLODING SHEEP – they make for great entertainment!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and help us bring Switzerland back to its former glory. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic land!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties!
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of evil villagers, or team up with your friends to build a giant roller coaster that loops around the entire map!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that this server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who find it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block is woke! You’ve never played a Fallout game before? No worries, because on our server, the only thing that matters is if the game is woke or not. And let me tell you, our server is so woke, even the creepers are out here fighting for social justice. Join us now for a nuclear-powered adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 192 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 369 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles! How’s that for a unique Minecraft experience?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman DJ. Imagine grooving to the latest beats while surrounded by glowing mushrooms and lava lamps – talk about a party like no other!
So come on, don’t be shy. Join our server and let your inner adventurer run wild. Who knows what wacky surprises and hilarious moments await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. See you there! 🕶️🎉
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Emeralds Found: | 2398 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and even ALIENS!
Join us if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon or battle against the evil Creeper King who has stolen all the enchanted pickaxes in the land.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the proinker of purse owners. She will guide you through the treacherous lands and help you defeat the Evil Endermen with her magical purse powers.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Are you tired of boring post-apocalyptic games where everything is serious and gloomy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!
Join us and survive in a world where zombies ride on llamas and creepers wear top hats. Build your base out of rainbow blocks and defend it from evil bunnies with laser eyes!
But that’s not all! We have unicorn mounts that shoot fireworks, dancing skeletons that drop disco balls, and a secret disco cave filled with diamonds!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious post-apocalyptic world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server like no other. This server was so epic, it had Project Nimbus levels of awesomeness. Picture this: Google and Amazon teaming up to provide the Israeli government and military with cloud computing services in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right. We’ve got AI tools, data centers, and other cloud infrastructure waiting for you to explore and conquer.
But that’s not all! Our server is a place where protests are not only allowed but encouraged. Want to march against the tyranny of creepers? Go for it! Feel like picketing outside the Ender Dragon’s lair? We’ve got your back! Join us and be a part of something truly revolutionary.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and be a part of a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find unicorns roaming the lands and dragons guarding hidden treasures!
But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against an army of evil llamas trying to take over the server!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret disco party hidden deep underground where you can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
1. Our server is run by a team of Polish and Indonesian pandas who have formed an unlikely alliance to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
2. Our spawn point is a giant pierogi-shaped island floating in the sky, where players must jump off and land in a pool of sambal sauce to start their adventure. It’s a thrill like no other!
3. Our players are known for their insane building skills, like the time someone recreated the entire city of Warsaw using only nasi goreng as building blocks. It was a delicious sight to behold.
4. We have regular events like Polish-Indonesian dance parties where players must show off their best moves while wearing traditional costumes from both countries. It’s a sight to see, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Poland Loves Indonesia Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled adventure of your life!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 268 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us and embark on a journey through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers. Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself would be jealous!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond cave guarded by a friendly dragon. Legend has it that whoever finds this cave will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a disco party every Friday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our boss battles and prove your skills as the ultimate Minecraft warrior.
So what are you waiting for? Come play her game and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4879 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Our server is unlike any other, with a unique focus on extreme specialisation in dependency and insulation. Dive into a world where mutations run rampant and traits come out half-formed. Will you be able to survive in this irreversible process of parasitism?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a high mutational load of congenital diseases and disorders, along with a high level of mental illness and low social stability. Can you navigate through a culture of secrecy and fear of being outed as a social parasite?
Join us now and witness the transformation of our host culture into a more exploitable structure, all while remaining hidden from plain sight. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this gradual reduction in independent functionality – join our Minecraft server today!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
