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Crafting for Christ [SMP]

bedrock, Chat, Christ, Community, consent, Crafting, diamond-based, Discord, Economy, family friendly, Griefing, java, Jesus focused, kid safe, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, QOL changes, Safe Server initiative, Server, shopping, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Overview
Love God and really dig Minecraft? At Crafting for Christ we are crafting a Christ centered Minecraft community. CFC is a family friendly, kid safe, Jesus focused Minecraft server. We strive to demonstrate the love of Jesus in all we do. We invite you to join if you love Minecraft and want to see for yourself what is different about our server. We offer: Java/Bedrock, Survival multi-player, Close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes to enhance the experience, Safe Server initiative to protect our little ones, Rules include; no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat, Diamond based; player run economy, with an active shopping area, An active and loving discord community. Come alone or bring your family. We look forward to greeting you! Website: https://craftingforchrist.net/ Discord server: https://craftingforchrist.net/discord

Overview

Love God and really dig Minecraft? At Crafting for Christ we are crafting a Christ centered Minecraft community. CFC is a family friendly, kid safe, Jesus focused Minecraft server. We strive to demonstrate the love of Jesus in all we do. We invite you to join if you love Minecraft and want to see for yourself what is different about our server. We offer: Java/Bedrock, Survival multi-player, Close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes to enhance the experience, Safe Server initiative to protect our little ones, Rules include; no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat, Diamond based; player run economy, with an active shopping area, An active and loving discord community. Come alone or bring your family. We look forward to greeting you! Website: https://craftingforchrist.net/ Discord server: https://craftingforchrist.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Crafting for Christ a family friendly server?	Yes, Crafting for Christ is a family friendly, kid safe server.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat.
Is there an active community on Discord?	Yes, we have an active and loving discord community.
What type of gameplay does Crafting for Christ offer?	We offer Java/Bedrock versions, Survival multi-player, and a close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes.
How can I join the server?	You can visit our website at https://craftingforchrist.net/ and follow the instructions to join.

Foid Destroyer Life 1.20.4

1.20.4, ABUSIVE, Boundaries, brainwashed, crazy, Decade, destroy, destroyer, Emotional Abuse, foid, Gaslighting, healing, Life, Manipulation, mental health, Recovery, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, TOXIC, toxic relationships, VOLCEL

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3920
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	140	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and no foids to ruin your vibe. Build your dream world without any toxic relationships holding you back. Volcel for life, but Minecraft forever! Join us and escape the madness of reality. Let’s craft and laugh together, no brainwashing allowed here!

VibeCraftCentral

adult toys, Boundaries, co parenting, cognitive impairment, communication problems, domestic disputes, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Hidden Secrets, household dynamics, living arrangements, long-term effects, personal space, privacy, relationship issues, Respect, self-care, single parenting, Trust, VibeCraftCentral, vibrator

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4834	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s accusations about a vibrator? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you have to find the elusive vibrator hidden in a box of old clothes in the garage. Trust us, it’s a challenge worth undertaking.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of living with your ex while not actually being together, just like our server owner did. Separate rooms, separate lives, but one shared goal: taking care of our virtual daughter (who may or may not have a cognitive impairment, we’re still deciding on that one).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the added bonus of being accused of using a vibrator while your ex is asleep? It’s a classic case of mistaken vibrations that will keep you on your toes (and maybe even make you question your own sanity).

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a breakup with a side of misplaced sex toys, join us now! Just remember, don’t forget to bring your accountability and respect, because things can get heated in our virtual world.

CraftyWanderlust

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Are you tired of living in the same old boring country in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual passport to the most epic countries you can imagine! Want to live in a land made entirely of candy? Done. How about a country where llamas rule the land and have their own llama parliament? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the country where everyone communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re ready for a wild adventure and a one-way ticket to crazy town, join our server now and start exploring your dream country today!

Eternal Resting Place 1.20.5

1.20.5, bereavement, coping, dealing with loss, death, departed loved ones, emotional pain, ETERNAL, eternal rest, final farewell, Funeral, GRIEVING, Heartache, Life after death., Loss, Memories, mourning, passing away, Place, Remembrance, rest in peace, resting, Sadness, saying goodbye

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ores Mined:	3895	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Potions Brewed:	116	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

LOL, join our Minecraft server because we have zombies that drop diamonds when they die!

You’ll never be bored because our creepers throw parties every night and explode in rainbow colors!

The pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard bonanza up in here!

Come on in and see for yourself, but be careful of the killer bunnies – they’re cute but deadly!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

Join now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

RentALessFriendAITA

abusive parent, boarding school, cleanliness, Communication, communication breakdown, Credit, damaged property, Disappointment, Favours, friendship, Honesty, honesty in references, OBLIGATION, realtors, rental history, rental property, rental reference, RentALessFriendAITA, Struggling, Support, used

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	163
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this crazy story!

Imagine living in a Minecraft world with your best friend, only to have them completely ghost you once they no longer need your cheap rent. That’s right, just like the OP’s friend in this story, you never know who might turn their back on you in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles over rental references, where you’ll have to decide if you’re willing to lie for your former friend or spill the tea on their dirty living habits. It’s a cutthroat world out there, and only the strongest survive on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of backstabbing, drama, and shady rental history, then join our server today! Who needs boring old friendships when you can have all the excitement of a soap opera right in your Minecraft world?

CraftyDan’s Warzone

Air Force, Army, Buy, CraftyDans, Danish military, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, denmark, Equipment, foreign policy, military gear, military technology, national defense, Navy, prime minister, Procurement, SECURITY, warzone, weapons

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Farms Harvested:	395	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military gear than denmark! our prime minister is always shouting “buy, buy, buy” because we have so much cool stuff to get! you can ride into battle on a diamond-encrusted tank or fight off creepers with a rocket launcher! our pvp battles are so intense, even herobrine would be scared to join! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

WombCraft: Gene Targeting Fun

Fun, Gene, gene targeting, Gene therapy, genetic breakthrough, genetic disorder, genetic medicine, genetic mutation, genetic research, genetic therapy, genetic treatment, infant treatment, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Motor neuron disease, neurological disorder, newborn treatment, prenatal treatment, Rare Disease, spinal cord disease, spinal Muscular Atrophy, Targeting, womb treatment, WombCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1664
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

yo, dis server be like dat two-and-a-half-year-old girl who be defying all odds and kickin’ butt! we be treatin’ our players with love and care like dat gene-targeting drug treatin’ dat lil girl in da womb. ain’t no rare genetic disorder gonna hold us back, we be conquerin’ all dem challenges like bosses!

come join us and be part of dis epic journey where we be fightin’ against all odds and comin’ out on top! we be da first ones to offer dis kind of crazy treatment to our players, makin’ sure dey be livin’ their best Minecraft lives with no signs of any condition holdin’ dem back.

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and be part of dis epic adventure where we be defyin’ all expectations and havin’ a blast while doin’ it! ain’t nothin’ gonna stop us from havin’ da best time ever on dis server, so come on and join da fun!

SmartieSMP

active SMP community, admin interference, Builder, Community, Community Projects, enjoy the game, Explorer, hand-built structures, laid back, Minecraft, Mods, Plugins, PvP, redstone engineer, Regular Events, seasonal switches, Server, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, survival experience

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ores Mined:	2475
Gods Slained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Potions Brewed:	139
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Minecraft Survival SMP Server Overview

About the Server
We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches
We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect
Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided in the invitation.

Q: Is there any fee to join the server?

A: No, joining the server is completely free.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, the server encourages a friendly and cooperative community. Any disruptive behavior may result in consequences.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, androgyny, empowerment, Ethereal, fashion, Femboy, Femininity, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Haven, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, Masculinity, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna see what happens when a dude over 25 tries to be a “femboy” in Minecraft, you gotta join this server!

We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!

PhoneSnatcherRage

ambulance, Apologize.., bus, bus canceled, expensive, Forgot, Friend, heart problems, Late, medication, OFFENDED, overreact, Panic, Phone, PhoneSnatcherRage, playfull, prank, School, scream, Tears

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Emeralds Found:	1964
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Lily pranked her friend with a missing phone scare! Our server is so fun, it’ll have you questioning reality just like when the bus was late and the phone went missing.

Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.

So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?

KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

Blackmail, coercion, collusion, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Dirt, donald trump, Elon, elon musk, Espionage, Government, hidden agenda., influence, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, Politics, power, russia, scandal, Secrets, smp, trump

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

activism, billionaires, corporate greed, Corruption, CraftyBillionairesGoneWild, Democracy, economic justice, Economy, Government, grassroots movements, income inequality, political reform, Politics, power dynamics, resistance, revolution, social justice, societal change, Tipping Point, Usa, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Items Found:	5108

Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

Bibas children, BlockyBibas, Conflict Resolution, family tragedy, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli hostages, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Mother, peace negotiations, political tensions, Red Cross, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	29	Chimeras Created:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3

LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

collusion, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Edition, election interference, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, News, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Void Gems Collected:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
New Chunks Explored:	686891	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2