if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Void Gems Collected: 31
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Epic Quests Completed: 22 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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