if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Void Armor Forged: 15 Towns Built: 8
Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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