Remember This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and prank each other with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Enchantments Applied:	145	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BathroomBashersMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BinLadensCraft

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So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7437	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

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Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Our tag: t.me/vanillape

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Dimension Hops:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

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Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	515
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchantments Applied:	110

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Brain Boosting Mini Games

Attention, Blood flow, BOOSTING, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain health, children, cognitive functions, concentration, Decision making, elbow circles, Exercises, games, Memory, mental focus, Mini, motor skills, neurology, physical activity, prefrontal cortex, rubbing hands, simple exercises, single-leg balance

come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9442
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DoggoDilemmaCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!