Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Rune Stones Activated: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Magic Items Found: 3130 Rainbows Spotted: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • FilmFreakMC SMP

    FilmFreakMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Emeralds Found: 4378 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 169 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

    Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

    But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 168 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8979

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Players Killed by Monsters: 1302
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Mines Excavated: 3067

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Mines Excavated: 2032
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 New Chunks Explored: 297403
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 837 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34
    Villages Defended: 13 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 438 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Star Shards Collected: 192 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 457

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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