Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Farms Harvested: 318

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

    Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

    Welcome to Veil SMP!

    Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

    Server Details:

    Version 1.21.1, Java Edition Only
    Server IP veilsmp.us.to
    Discord https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

    What Makes Us Stand Out?

    • 📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
    • 🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • ⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
    • 👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
    • 🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
    • 💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
    • 🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
    • 🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

    Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition? Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
    Are there any age restrictions to join? We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
    Is there a whitelist for the server? No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
    How can I get involved in the community events? Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Farms Harvested: 903

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Age 28 Minecraft Server

    Age 28 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 476
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Dimension Hops: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

    DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

    Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

    So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

    UndieCraft: Sibling Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Void Gems Collected: 26

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • FavFactzMC SMP

    FavFactzMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Potions Brewed: 111
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyCreeperCringe

    CraftyCreeperCringe
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Potions Brewed: 189 Mines Excavated: 3427
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 6827
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

    CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters
    So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 164
    Runes Activated: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Java Jolt Kids Craft

    Java Jolt Kids Craft
    so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Dimension Hops: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PeyyMC

    PeyyMC

    A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

    We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

    ✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

    ✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

    ✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

    ✅ Competitions for server tops.

    ✅ Battle and Season Pass.

    ✅ Exclusive plugins.

    ✅ High-quality assembly.

    ✅ Mystical chests.

    ✅ Frequent events.

    ✅ Unique enchantment books.

    ✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

    ✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

    ✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

    ✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    GreenCraft SMP Overview

    Features
    🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
    🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
    🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
    ⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
    🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
    😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
    🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

    Join GreenCraft SMP today

    Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player? Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
    How often are events hosted on the server? Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
    Are there restrictions on land claims within nations? You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
    Can I join the minigames with my friends? Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
    How can I provide feedback to the community? You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

    Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

    So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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