RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	149	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Anime DLE

Adventure, Anime, DLE, Friends, Jobs, Minecraft, Missions, Rewards, Server, Survival

Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

Adult, Adults, Areas, Buddies, building, Builds, chill server, commands, Discord, Events, Farms, FRIENDSHIPS, home, INVADE, Kingdom, lemurs, long term, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Player Shops, Protect, Server, Teleport

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	All the Mods 9
Location	U.S
Availability	24/7
Duration	~1 week
Age Requirement	21+
Support	LGBT friendly

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

Q: How can I protect my home area?

A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Laughing Minecraft Server

#announcement, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming industry, gaming innovation, Gaming news, innovation, LAUGHING, Laughter, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nintendo Switch 2, nintendo switch pro, Release, Sequel, Server, speculation, Switch, Technology, Upgrade

Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, digital communication, digital community, discussion, humor, internet culture, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 16059121, online conversation, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, smp, social media, trolling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Potions Brewed:	132	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dad’sDineTime

after school meal, child support, court order., custody battle, DadsDineTime, divorced parents, family conflict, financial hardship, financial struggles, food choices, food insecurity, food pantry, free school lunches, half siblings, judge’s decision, parenting time, shared custody, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, step siblings, visitation rights

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7168
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

Childhood, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, Deceit, Deception, deceptions, fabricated stories, fairy tales, false truths, falsehoods, family myths, Family secrets, Fibs, fictional narratives, growing up, imaginary tales, LieCraft, made-up stories, misconceptions, Myths, smp, tall tales, untruths, Urban Legends

Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Enchantments Applied:	287
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyCompanions

acceptance, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, compassion, Connection, CraftyCompanions, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Gratitude, growth, Honesty, Kindness, life lessons, long-term relationships, loyalty, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Animals Bred:	183
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

accusations, allegations, Angry, Backlash, Canada, controversy, CraftyCanucks, crazy, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic spat, foreign affairs, government response, India, Indian-Canadian relations, international relations, investigation, official statement, political conflict, preposterous, Probe, Quests, strained ties., Tensions

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pixel Pals United

accessible, advanced imaging, Clarity, cutting-edge technology, high-resolution imaging, imaging technique, imaging technology, innovation, magnification, method, microscopy, microscopy innovation, microscopy method, new, PALS, PIXEL, research, resolution improvement, Science, scientific advancement, Technology, United, Visualizing

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Potions Brewed:	109
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	New Chunks Explored:	199712
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Gravitas Networks

Economy, Survival, survival rewards factories deliveries jobs perks community explore craft conquer challenges events adventures build thrive vibrant support explore craft challenges

Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

Alternative, alternative Asian GF, asian, biracial children, cultural appropriation, dating preferences, deserve, discrimination, Diversity, ENTITLEMENT, equality, financial support, funding, gender dynamics, hapa babies, Interracial Relationships, Male, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, Server, Social Issues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, WEF, White, white male

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	4526	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Zombie Dances:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing

Al Hilal, al nassr, AlHilal, club ambitions, club signings, Cristiano Ronaldo, FIFA Club World Cup, football gossip, football news, Football Transfers, full, global profile, Minecraft, neymar, player acquisitions, player signings, ronaldo, smp, soccer rumors, sports rumors, sports updates, squad enhancement, SWING, Transfer, transfer rumors, transfer speculations, world cup transfers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar joining forces to dominate the FIFA Club World Cup in Minecraft form. Imagine building alongside these soccer superstars as they battle it out against creepers and zombies for ultimate glory. Plus, joining our server will instantly boost your street cred and make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	2475	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

avoiding classes, blended families, core classes, elective classes, family dynamics, family dynamics in school, family relationships, future planning, guidance counselor, high school, high school drama, long-term impacts, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, Sisterhood, step relationships, stepfamily, StepSisClassAvoid, stepsister, teenage relationships

Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	329898	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PastaPurgeCraft

Argument, beef tips, cleaning, Communication, compromise, cook you clean rule, Cooking, cooking rotation, DISHES, elaborate meals, homemade pasta, household chores, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen mess, outside opinion, pasta, PastaPurgeCraft, red pepper sauce, relationship conflict, stir-fry

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SinisterCraft SMP

Corruption, Covert, criminal, Dark, Deception, deceptive practices, Exploitation, hidden, hidden agenda., illegal, Industry, Manipulation, Nefarious, Secrets, shadowy, Shady, Sinister, sinister truth, SinisterCraft, smp, Underbelly, Unethical

Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.