RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

Anon, blind date, Connection, dreamy, erm, EXCITEMENT, family, Future, great idea, Happy, hopeful, INTERESTING, Kids, long term, love, Minecraft, new beginning, Potential, relationship, romance, Server, Surprise, unexpected, wow

“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, computer etiquette, computer munching, computer usage, desk dining, digital dining, eating habits, Healthy Eating, Hungry, lunch breaks, meal planning, Minecraft, multitasking, office meals, on-the-go eating, online dining, productivity, screen time, smp, Snacking, technology and food, virtual lunch, work snacks, workplace behavior

Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PixelKindness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

2020 presidential election, democratic process, discouragement, elections, electoral fraud, fraudulent, FunkyBlockz, High-profile claims, impact on elections, Misinformation, Myth, normal turnout, political claims, political manipulation, public trust, short-lived effects, subsequent elections, temporary drop, trump, Trump supporters, turnout, voter behavior, voter engagement, voter participation

join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21.1, Anarchy, Cases, GLACIO, Minecraft, Server

Server anarchy minecraft

Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

/Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

#youtube, Chill, Community, Content Creator, cute, discussion, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, general, Ironmouse, Minecraft, Mouse, Music, ONLINE, Server, STREAMS, tiktok, twitch, twitter, virtual streamer, vods, vshojo

Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

ADVANTAGE, Awareness, Development, education, empowerment, hindsight, INFORMATION, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, opportunity, personal growth, perspective, Preparation, Reflection, self improvement, success, teen years, TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP, wisdom

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	9019	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CheeseburgerCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EmoCraft: No Care Taking

care, EmoCraft

so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Latina Queen Minecraft Server

Beautiful, CONFIDENT, culture, Diversity, Empowered, ethnicity, family, female, heritage, Hispanic, Identity, Language, Latin American, latina, Minecraft, Proud, Queen, Server, she’s latina, Spanish, STRONG, Traditions, WOMAN

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Animals Bred:	126
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

bug, Caution, corrupt admins, Cyber Security, Dive, Dungeon, full, full dive VR, Game, Gaming, glitch, guys, immersive experience, logout button, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mystery, mystery dungeon game, nope, online gaming, Play, player safety, private servers, role-playing game, smp, Technology, trapped ingame, virtual reality, virtual world, weird mods

Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Communication, Explaining, Frustration, Minecraft, Misconception, NoobsDontDigStraightDown, patience, repeating, smp, tired, Understanding

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	977572
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MinecraftAfterDark

adult humor, animated, cartoon, Clever, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden message, humor, humor for adults, inappropriate, JOKE, kids show, mature content, MinecraftAfterDark, NSFW, RISQUE, Suggestive, television, Witty

Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

Baltic states, current events, Democracy, democracy in action, eastern europe, election results, electoral system, general election, Government, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, News, political change, political leadership, political parties, Political process, Politics, progressive, Social Democrats, SocialDemSlay90, voter turnout, Voting

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3089
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5