so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 9
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2546
Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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