so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 8382
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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