Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 16

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 56
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 837630
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Zombie Dances: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Crops Grown: 3338 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 180
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Magic Items Found: 5903

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3716 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Villages Defended: 19 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5867 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Crops Grown: 8499 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Crops Grown: 3883
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5048
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 46 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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