come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

    ””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

    So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • RegretfulRebel Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRebel Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

    Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t worry about breaking the rules – there are no rules here!

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Ores Mined: 8845
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Crops Grown: 7700 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BlockyBeautyLand

    BlockyBeautyLand
    Do you see beauty in a majestic sunrise over a pixelated ocean? Or perhaps in the way a creeper explodes in a burst of colorful blocks? If so, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

    Our server is like no other, with landscapes so stunning they’ll make your eyes pop out of your head (don’t worry, we have a /heal command for that). Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle.

    But the real reason you should join our server? The secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic Minecraft unicorn.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the beauty of blocky landscapes and explosive creepers fill your heart with joy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Star Shards Collected: 282

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • KimCraft: Redstone Revolution

    KimCraft: Redstone Revolution
    join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korean soldiers helping russia in a wild war against zelenskyy’s army! build bunkers, craft weapons, and fight for your dear leader kim jong-un! become a hero of the motherland and show off your pvp skills in intense battles! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold for you to discover! come join the chaos and let’s conquer the world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Ascended Not Noticed

    Ascended Not Noticed
    join our epic minecraft server where the rapture already happened but only a few people ascended so now we all just chillin like nothing happened. u can build ur own apocalyptic bunker and fight off mutant zombies with ur pet llama army. the only way to survive is to mine for diamonds and trade with the aliens that visit our server every tuesday. come join us and be part of the most bizarre post-apocalyptic world ever created in minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Potions Brewed: 179 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Fire Factions

    Fire Factions

    Welcome To Fire Factions server Join Discord server keep it english Good staff Invite your friends Have Fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Blame The Parents Minecraft Server

    Blame The Parents Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of blaming yourself for being a failure? Well, join our Minecraft server and blame your parents instead! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll finally earn your parents’ approval. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame it all on mom and dad together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 7794
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • The Congo War Memory Hole Minecraft SMP

    The Congo War Memory Hole Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were 500,000 slavs who met their demise in the most epic battle ever seen in Minecraft history. But fear not, because they were quickly replaced by 5,000,000 Africans who brought their own unique flair to the server. And let’s not forget the 10,000,000 players who were mysteriously replaced during a 30-year long bloody warfare. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they got up to before their untimely demise?

    So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our ever-growing saga of madness and mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key

    GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key
    Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can misinterpret your actions. No more awkward conversations or disgusted faces – just pure fun and creativity!

    Join us and escape the chaos of real life. Who needs mind-reading when you can just build a giant castle instead? Plus, we have a special “Goofy” theme where you can act as silly as you want without any judgment.

    So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a stress-free life?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 New Chunks Explored: 904860
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyChicksServer

    CraftyChicksServer
    Are you tired of mining and crafting all alone in Minecraft? Join our server and discover the wacky world of women’s habits that will leave you scratching your head! From hoarding diamonds like they’re going out of style to building secret underground bases for their pet creepers, you’ll never look at your girlfriend or wife the same way again. Join now for a chance to unravel the mysteries of the female mind while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Vanilla Vibes SMP

    Vanilla Vibes SMP

    Join our vibrant community where adventure meets creativity! Dive into a survival multiplayer (SMP) experience that focuses on collaboration, exploration, and building without the chaos of PvP. Economy System: Engage in a thriving economy! Trade with other players, create shops, and build your wealth. Land Claims: Protect your builds with our easy-to-use land claims system. No more worries about griefing—your creations are safe! Essential Plugins: Enjoy quality-of-life features like: Sethome: Easily set and teleport to your home. Spawn: A welcoming spawn area with resources and guidance for new players. Teleportation: Convenient teleport options to friends and locations. Voting Rewards: Show your support! Vote for our server and earn rewards like extra claim blocks, enhancing your gameplay experience without any pay-to-win mechanics. Community Focus: Join a friendly and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s a place for you here! Join us today and start your adventure! We can’t wait to see what you create!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Synthrunner

    Synthrunner

    Immerse yourself in a unique OneBlock experience! Start on a single block and build your own world step by step. On our server you will find exciting challenges, friendly community events and special features that take the classic OneBlock adventure to a new level. Whether alone or with friends – with us you can expect hours of fun and a server that is constantly being developed.

    Features:

    OneBlock Mode: Start on a single block and expand your island as you wish. Economic system: Trade, sell and buy resources – build your empire! Challenges & Quests: Complete exciting missions and receive exclusive rewards. Anti-Griefing Protection: Build safely and without fear of theft or destruction. Active Community & Events: Take part in regular events and become part of our growing community.

    Come and be part of our Minecraft journey! We look forward to welcoming you. Whether you’re a beginner or an experienced Minecraft player – everyone is welcome!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Zombie Dances: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Star Shards Collected: 161

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Love & Peace Minecraft Server

    Love & Peace Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love and peace reign supreme! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless fields of flowers.

    Our server is home to a magical village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and the cows are known for their impeccable singing voices.

    But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous group of chickens who have formed a secret society and are plotting to overthrow the peaceful regime. Will you join forces with the villagers to stop the chicken uprising?

    Come join us on this wacky and whimsical server where the only rule is to spread love and joy to all who enter. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP

    Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can ride through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell on a flaming horse!

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “Why do zombies moan so much?”

    If you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz. They’ve survived countless creeper attacks and lived to tell the tale!

    And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with the most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a seat next to the Ender Dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our exclusive codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC for epic loot and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ShortKingCraft

    ShortKingCraft
    Are you tired of being judged by your height in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height doesn’t matter at all! You can be a towering giant or a tiny elf, and everyone will still treat you like royalty.

    Join us and experience a world where height requirements are a thing of the past. No more feeling like a “tall tree branch” just to make someone else feel more feminine. Here, everyone is equal, no matter how tall or short they may be.

    So come on over and leave the real world behind. Build your own kingdom, make friends with dragons, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows, you might just discover that true beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Join now and let your height be the least of your worries!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3416 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Towns Built: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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