come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Wilderness Tamed: 13 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • VeggieVibesMC SMP

    VeggieVibesMC SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have discovered the ultimate secret to health and happiness – FOOD! But not just any food, oh no. We’re talking about the magical, mystical, and downright mind-blowing food that will make you question everything you thought you knew about nutrition.

    Join us on this wild adventure as we uncover the truth behind the most deceivingly healthy foods in the Minecraft universe. From suspiciously nutritious cake to surprisingly beneficial cookies, you’ll never look at your inventory the same way again.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that can grant you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a chicken or breathe underwater like a fish? Just munch on one of these bad boys and watch the magic happen.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and embark on a culinary journey like no other. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal health and happiness…or at least have a good laugh along the way.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CringeCraft: The Movie

    CringeCraft: The Movie
    Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 85 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Star Shards Collected: 280
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Emeralds Found: 9238

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drills than china around taiwan, but in minecraft world! u.s. be like “wtf is this madness” but we be like “join us and experience the chaos!” we build giant drills and conquer lands like no other server, come join the madness and show off ur skills in the craziest battles ever seen in minecraft history! let’s gooooooo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

    DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

    But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

    So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1791 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Lyri_X

    Lyri_X

    Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

    Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server
    “Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Emeralds Found: 3652 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

    So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Zombie Dances: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Villages Defended: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PixelKindness

    PixelKindness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

    But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

    So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

    FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

    our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

    don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Towns Built: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Alien Abductions: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 232
    Mines Excavated: 1263 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Chimeras Created: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Towns Built: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 81 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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