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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 843 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 7954 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.