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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 773 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.