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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7359 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
so, like, this server is lit af, fam. we got all the craziest shizz goin’ down, like, for real. our admin is, like, a wizard or somethin’, always pullin’ off these sick events and buildin’ the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
Johnny and Marty are twin brothers born and raised in a small town in Indiana. They have always had a passion for music and started playing together at a young age. They formed a band in high school and have been 
