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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1354 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 528 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
so, like, this server is lit af, fam. we got all the craziest shizz goin’ down, like, for real. our admin is, like, a wizard or somethin’, always pullin’ off these sick events and buildin’ the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
