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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3857 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.