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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9118 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!