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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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