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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 24
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
Meteorites Collected: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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