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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6748 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Yo, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden a pride parade gets cancelled because of a pro-Palestinian demonstration. Like, what even is happening in this server, man? It’s wild out here!
But don’t let that stop you from joining, cuz this server is lit AF. We got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, the admin once turned a whole village into a giant trampoline just for funsies. True story, bro.
So come on and join the madness. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always trying to crash the party. Let’s get this block party started!
