Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Love Letters Sent: 17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • HackLifeMinecraftSMP

    HackLifeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

    Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Animals Bred: 175
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • WishCraft: Make it Happen!

    WishCraft: Make it Happen!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

    Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

    But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

    So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BlockyJerusalemMC Server

    BlockyJerusalemMC Server
    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

    AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

    QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost
    join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

    come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

    we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

    discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

    so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

    Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

    Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Towns Built: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • > Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

    > Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Magic Items Found: 5762 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

    MomCalmDown Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Runes Activated: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BlockPartySizeSecrets

    BlockPartySizeSecrets
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

    Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

    So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Animals Bred: 22 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

    Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP
    The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BlockyGrinCraft

    BlockyGrinCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 107 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • LimoCraft Minecraft Server

    LimoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 319 New Chunks Explored: 64732
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Enchantments Applied: 270
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyClimateCrisis

    CraftyClimateCrisis
    lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 New Chunks Explored: 710759
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Zombie Dances: 4
    Runes Activated: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Mines Excavated: 1753 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

    Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun
    join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Crops Grown: 9924 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

    Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Ores Mined: 3126 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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