Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

    Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP
    The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BlockyGrinCraft

    BlockyGrinCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Emeralds Found: 7523 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • LimoCraft Minecraft Server

    LimoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyClimateCrisis

    CraftyClimateCrisis
    lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 418 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Magic Items Found: 2808 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

    Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun
    join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Mines Excavated: 3259 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

    Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Chimeras Created: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

    But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

    So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

    Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

    BroBroCraft Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Animals Bred: 181
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BrotherlyLoveCraft

    BrotherlyLoveCraft
    Are you tired of your little brother stealing your thunder? Do you want to propose to your girlfriend without feeling like a copycat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).

    Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Animals Bred: 142 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Meteorites Collected: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • StereotypeSteve Minecraft SMP

    StereotypeSteve Minecraft SMP
    Are you a builder, a redstone genius, or a creeper whisperer? No matter what stereotype you fall into, our Minecraft SMP has a spot for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy pranks, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

    We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who rules over the land with an iron beak. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants a hug.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of TNT shenanigans. Who knows, you might just find your new Minecraft family here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2553
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BestieBonkCraft

    BestieBonkCraft
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sleeping with your best friend is not only encouraged, but celebrated? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special “Best Friend Bonanza” event where players can team up with their besties and conquer the virtual world together in ways you never thought possible. From building epic fortresses to embarking on wild adventures, the possibilities are endless when you have your best friend by your side. So come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you and your bestie can get into!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3118 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • TankShellCraft

    TankShellCraft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have tanks shooting tank shells but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Watch out for those pesky UNIFIL forces trying to ruin our blocky paradise, but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that explodes on command! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blow up some blocks together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Star Shards Collected: 84
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Zombie Dances: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Teen Wellbeing Friends Server

    Teen Wellbeing Friends Server
    so like, u know how important friends r when ur a teen? well dis server is like the key to ur future well-being, bro. like, if u join dis server, u gonna make so many friends dat ur gonna be set for life. like, u gotta be 13-14 to get dat general social acceptance boost, but if ur 17-18, u need a close circle of friends, and dis server got u covered, fam. join now and secure ur future happiness, cuz friends r da real MVPs, yo.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • HurricaneSteel’s Anarchic Vanilla Adventure – No strings attached!

    HurricaneSteel’s Anarchic Vanilla Adventure – No strings attached!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Version 1.21.1
    Server Type Free Roam
    Platform Paper
    Rules No rules, but behave nicely
    Availability 24/7, open to public
    Admin Recruitment Can recruit admins to keep it friendly if needed/wanted

    FAQ

    Q: Can I hack on the server?

    A: Preferably no hacking allowed on the server.

    Q: How often is the server monitored by admins?

    A: The server owner may not be on often due to work commitments, but admins may be recruited to help monitor the server.

    Q: What is the server IP to join?

    A: The server IP is 108.181.241.178:25569

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Enchantments Applied: 202
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty Blocks – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball made entirely out of diamond blocks, because why not? And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky fella loves to boogie down and will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. How cool is that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 191 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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