so, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, sailing the high seas in search of treasure and adventure, when BAM! you get abducted by aliens or something. but fear not, brave adventurer, because on our server, we have a secret alliance with the US military who will swoop in and take out those pesky radar sites in Yemen to rescue you. join now for the most epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience of your life! #aliensarescaredofus #yeehawpirates #radarsitesareforlosers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Potions Brewed: 199 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Chimeras Created: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Dimension Hops: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Potions Brewed: 26
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 466 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Towns Built: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Villages Defended: 17
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 4825
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Crops Grown: 2078 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Runes Activated: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Emeralds Found: 5197
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Ores Mined: 4311 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 983114 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 220 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Love Letters Sent: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Villages Defended: 12
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 New Chunks Explored: 783256
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80
    Potions Brewed: 24 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Chimeras Created: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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