so, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, sailing the high seas in search of treasure and adventure, when BAM! you get abducted by aliens or something. but fear not, brave adventurer, because on our server, we have a secret alliance with the US military who will swoop in and take out those pesky radar sites in Yemen to rescue you. join now for the most epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience of your life! #aliensarescaredofus #yeehawpirates #radarsitesareforlosers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Underground Cities Explored: 4
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Alien Abductions: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 95 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Ores Mined: 1854
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Crops Grown: 2503 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Villages Defended: 20
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Alien Abductions: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Alien Abductions: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7022
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Potions Brewed: 128 Ores Mined: 8098
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 109 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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