Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7370 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9508 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Imagine a world where speeches are made of blocks and pixels, where you can build your own resilience castle and journey through insane adventures. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a community where the only struggle is finding enough diamonds.
Don’t let anyone hijack your moment on our server, where the only spotlight you need to worry about is the glow from your enchanted armor. Join now and show the world that you’re the true star of your own story!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget boring quests and mundane tasks – on our SMP, you’ll be tasked with finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rescuing a group of lost villagers from a pack of rabid wolves, or even organizing a zombie flash mob to take over the server spawn!
So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for emeralds. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a giant toilet castle, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party.
But that’s not all! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Ender Dragon Tug-of-War.” Plus, every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of hide and seek with the mods.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those dancing creepers…they’ve got some killer moves.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Our server is a safe haven for immigrants like us who are saving up to buy a virtual dream home in the spring of 2025. No mortgage rates, no property taxes, just pure pixelated paradise.
Forget about real-life worries and dive into a world where your only concern is whether to build your house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who won’t judge you based on your salary or parental help.
So say goodbye to nosy friends trying to give you unsolicited advice and hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing you need to budget is your time for endless fun and adventure. Join us now and let’s build a virtual world where financial stress doesn’t exist!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers start breakdancing around you. Or how about riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Anything is possible on this server, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).
So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, or a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano? Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot who has a secret treasure map hidden somewhere in the world. Are you brave enough to find it?
Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
join us and mark the anniversary of the epic oct. 7 attack by hamas with even more chaos and destruction in the virtual world of minecraft. build your own army, create alliances, and conquer your enemies in the most epic way possible.
who needs real life drama when you can experience all the excitement and adrenaline in our minecraft server? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
