Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.
Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.
So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 120 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 129 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Imagine a world where speeches are made of blocks and pixels, where you can build your own resilience castle and journey through insane adventures. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a community where the only struggle is finding enough diamonds.
Don’t let anyone hijack your moment on our server, where the only spotlight you need to worry about is the glow from your enchanted armor. Join now and show the world that you’re the true star of your own story!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget boring quests and mundane tasks – on our SMP, you’ll be tasked with finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rescuing a group of lost villagers from a pack of rabid wolves, or even organizing a zombie flash mob to take over the server spawn!
So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for emeralds. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 204 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a giant toilet castle, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 8853 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 4108 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party.
But that’s not all! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Ender Dragon Tug-of-War.” Plus, every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of hide and seek with the mods.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those dancing creepers…they’ve got some killer moves.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 477438 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Our server is a safe haven for immigrants like us who are saving up to buy a virtual dream home in the spring of 2025. No mortgage rates, no property taxes, just pure pixelated paradise.
Forget about real-life worries and dive into a world where your only concern is whether to build your house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who won’t judge you based on your salary or parental help.
So say goodbye to nosy friends trying to give you unsolicited advice and hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing you need to budget is your time for endless fun and adventure. Join us now and let’s build a virtual world where financial stress doesn’t exist!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6862 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
