Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!
Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!
So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?
So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Imagine logging on for the first time and suddenly being able to construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower with just a snap of your fingers. People will marvel at your creations and beg to join your realm of building wizardry.
But that’s not all! By joining our server, you also have the chance to instantly learn the skill of taming dragons and riding them into battle. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about horses and pigs, we’re talking about flying on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while laying waste to your enemies below.
So why wait? Join our server now and unlock the hidden skills that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Who needs to grind for hours when you can become a master overnight? It’s time to level up in the most outrageous way possible!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
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| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | You can join by clicking the Discord link provided above |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | No, you are free to build as you please |
| Can I invite my friends to the server? | Currently, we are only looking for a limited number of players |
| Is there any way to communicate with other players? | Yes, we have a Discord server for communication |
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 6198 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.
So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
We understand the struggle of trying to maintain a relationship with a distant parent, which is why we offer a virtual escape where you can build your dream world without any family drama. Plus, our server is so addictive, your dad will have to schedule visits around your Minecraft playtime!
So come join us and let go of all the real-life drama. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join now and build your way to happiness, one block at a time!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Our server is like a virtual love potion, bringing players together in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against evil mobs to building majestic castles together, you’ll forge bonds that will withstand the test of time.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to study the effects of friendship on virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into while being a part of this social experiment?
So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of friendship in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our pixelated community. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
we got russian officials, like, recommending to recognise all the furry peeps as part of the lgbt community. like, what even, right? but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
join us and be part of the most outrageous and hilarious community ever. build your own furry kingdom, have epic battles with other furries, and just have a blast, man.
so, like, come on and join us. who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the furries. let’s make minecraft great again, one furry at a time.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
