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| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 127 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).
So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, or battling it out in epic PvP battles with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.
Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual world, offering players enchanted items in exchange for their best dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server this side of the Nether!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 198 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?
Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?
So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2281 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?
Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?
Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 5281 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!
So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).
So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7868 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8165 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 84 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
