u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Gods Slained: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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