u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Players Killed by Monsters: 5778
Astral Projections Made: 3 Emeralds Found: 7722
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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