u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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