come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Chimeras Created: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

    Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

    Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

    But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 450 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CousinCraft WeddingGate

    CousinCraft WeddingGate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

    Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

    Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Villages Defended: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

    PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

    Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

    So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MineGirrlRealityCheck

    MineGirrlRealityCheck
    Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2289 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

    Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3155 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

    KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Savage Minecraft Server

    Savage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

    So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9817 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Dimension Hops: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Crops Grown: 5258 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

    Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SwipeCraft: No Regrets

    SwipeCraft: No Regrets
    Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

    We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

    Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • DreamCraft SMP

    DreamCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Runes Activated: 2 Farms Harvested: 194
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • TraitCraft

    TraitCraft
    Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

    Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

    Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Hate-Free Zone Server

    Hate-Free Zone Server
    LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

    our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

    we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

    so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Farms Harvested: 801
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 343
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

    Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms
    Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

    Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Emeralds Found: 447 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Farms Harvested: 748 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Ds99eu Network

    Ds99eu Network

    Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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