Putin’s Crash Course Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AxMC

Adventure, AxMC, Biomes, building, Challenges, city, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Epic, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Help, Minecraft, mobs, Resources, Rewards, Survival, Trading

Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	4867
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

female challenges, female empowerment, female identity, female perspective, female struggles, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Imagine, Imagine being a woman, Minecraft, Server, societal expectations, WOMAN, women’s experiences, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ores Mined:	4811
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	3208

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Potions Brewed:	178
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Farms Harvested:	329	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2300
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OopsCraft

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Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Farms Harvested:	138	Star Shards Collected:	233
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crops Grown:	6359	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HezDroneBlasters

aerial warfare, Conflict, Defense, drone unit, hezbollah, Hezbollah drones, HezDroneBlasters, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, iran, Iran support, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, strategy, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism, WARFARE, weapons

so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4678	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Runes Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ignite Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, survival server multiplayer PvP factions minigames economy RPG custom mobs quests dungeons boss fights exploration building community events challenges loot crafting mining adventure

{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pristine Network

2024.., bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Duels, Events, Friend, Gamemodes, Ip:, LifeSteal, mctiers, Minecraft, netherite pot, Parkour, PORT, Pristine Network, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Server, Spleef, Store, Survival, Vanilla

Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchantments Applied:	140	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phasing Connectivity

Amanogawa Shiina, Archive Channels, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, connectivity, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phasing, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, rinkou ashelia, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, twitch, twitter, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Ender Dragon Tamer!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.

Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!

But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.

But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.

So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CousinCraft WeddingGate

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

beauty, Confidence, personal growth, PrettyCraft, realization, Realizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-assessment, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2082	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineGirrlRealityCheck

beauty standards, body image, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender inequality, Gender Roles, glass ceiling, harsh reality, intersectionality, MineGirrlRealityCheck, Misogyny, patriarchy, reddit, self worth, sexism, sexual harassment, societal expectations, wage gap, WOMAN

Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.