come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 16 Magic Items Found: 2041
Love Letters Sent: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 7919
Holy Grails Found: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 14
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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