PutinCraft: Boris’s Lies & Farage’s Parrots

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Villages Defended:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Star Shards Collected:	68	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockyHeartbreaks

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Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

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Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyCaregiver

aging, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, Caretaker, Communication, CraftyCaregiver, Decision making, Elderly, Expectations, family, finances, Financial Planning, future planning, HCOL area, Long Term Care, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

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Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Animals Bred:	196

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyDateDisaster

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Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NasrallahsNotHereLOL

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Divine Spears Created:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6890	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1