Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Epic Battles Fought: 14 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 170
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Potions Brewed: 180 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BlockyHeartbreak

    BlockyHeartbreak
    Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

    QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health
    so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

    but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

    oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4678
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 220

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Pixel Cam Co.

    Pixel Cam Co.
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

    oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

    also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

    so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 478116 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Bio Boosted Tumor GPS

    Bio Boosted Tumor GPS
    join dis epic minecraft server where we got genetically engineered live bacteria dat act as tumor GPS! yea u heard dat right, we got bacteria helpin u fight cancer while u play minecraft!

    imagine da epic battles u can have while ur immune system gettin boosted by dese tiny warriors! u gonna be unstoppable in pvp, takin down enemies left n right with da power of science on ur side!

    so come on, join dis server and be a part of da most insane and revolutionary minecraft experience ever! who knew playin block game could help u fight cancer? only on dis server, baby!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Emeralds Found: 6613 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 316 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

    Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

    And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Animals Bred: 117
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Magic Items Found: 4831 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

    CraftyCouple Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

    On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

    With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

    So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Zombie Dances: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

    StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama
    Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

    So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Animals Bred: 59
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

    HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • YouthfulMinecraftFun

    YouthfulMinecraftFun
    Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • HamasTunnelCrawl

    HamasTunnelCrawl
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

    Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Love Quest Minecraft Server

    Love Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling unappreciated in your love life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that! Our players will shower you with so much love and support, you’ll feel like the most cherished diamond in the mineshaft.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and heartwarming friendships. Build your own love castle and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you have a whole virtual world of love waiting for you?

    So come on, join our server and experience a love like no other. Because on our server, love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a way of life.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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