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NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Towns Built:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Animals Bred:	31
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3841	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	121	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Buildings Constructed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6758
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7948
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ores Mined:	4180	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Items Found:	4916	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	5829
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4412
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!

HeatWarsMC

Accommodation, autism, bad attitude, Boundaries, cleaning schedule, compromise, Controlling, Dismissive, DISRESPECTFUL, guilt trip, Heating, HeatWarsMC, housemate, indoor temperatures, Invasive, Temperature, thermostat, UK standard, Understanding, work from home

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of compromising on your Minecraft server preferences? Join our server where we have a strict 16-17°C temperature limit to keep things cool and cozy! No more unbearable heat like on other servers, we prioritize your comfort here.

Plus, we don’t use autism as an excuse to guilt trip others into getting our way. Our players are respectful and understanding, no matter what challenges they may face. Say goodbye to rude and dismissive behavior, and hello to a welcoming and inclusive community.

And don’t worry about sharing responsibilities on our server – we have a strict cleaning schedule that everyone actually follows! No more one person doing all the work while others sit back and relax. We believe in fairness and teamwork here.

So come join our Minecraft server today, where the temperature is just right and the atmosphere is always friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to leave once you experience the difference!

StudyCraft SMP: Learn & LOL!

education, effective studying, engaging study methods, Entertainment, Fun learning, learn, learning, lol, motivation, productivity, smp, study habits, study hacks, study motivation, study motivation tips, study resources, study routine, study skills, study strategies, study techniques, study tips, study tools, StudyCraft, studying

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6919
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the walls crazy? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually your best friends.

Join our server for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your entire life. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant chickens that you can ride into battle, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is constantly pranking each other and causing chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, it’s wacky, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in a blocky world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

Players:	102/400	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8