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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
Void Gems Collected: 28 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Dimension Hops: 11 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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